Bitches, where is your toilet training??

I’m always apprehensive when entering a public loo in urban cities, whether it’s restaurants, bars, night clubs or even some people’s homes.  However, the office loo is the one that takes the cup!  The anxiety and trepidation  I have as to what I may find is just …

I expect to find that the last user left it clean; but lo and behold I get in and shake my head. Pee on the seat, shit not flushed, skid marks, no toilet paper, sanitary pads badly disposed. I wonder, “What role does anger play in this bad behavior?  I can hear the last lady who used the loo  say, “Serves you right for coming to this loo. Wait & see how bad I’ll leave this loo”. Who is she mad at? The cleaner? The institution – office, bar, hotel, restaurant? The last chick who used the loo? The next one coming to use the loo?


Look at the babes using  loo, beautiful, hot looking, lustful, looks like good grooming is important to them until they go to the loo! Some don’t even wash their hands after using the loo! I’m baffled. Why are we so bitchy when we use the loo?  What’s with the passive aggressive behavior? We wouldn’t do it in our homes, in fact some of  them decorate the loo to make it the cleanest, safest, place in their homes!

Can someone give me an answer? Think we need to re-train our women and toilet train them again, think we need to adapt it from this article I recently read from the Daily Mail:

6 Responses to “Bitches, where is your toilet training??”

  1. Taz
    March 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    Hey Jebet! how about we get a toilet etiqutte campaign going?? and in a BIG way i mean!!

  2. Amar B
    March 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm #

    EPIC!!!! Its killed me! 10points!

  3. Afia
    March 1, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

    Love it! I have trained myself to sip and not pee when I leave my house. But in reality, the hot looking babes may not have WCs in their hamlets so they just are doing what they do in the jungle. Wild bitches!

    Love the graphic!

  4. Daisy Amdany
    March 1, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    Brilliant you’ve nailed it! Too true too. The truth of the matter is that you will be shocked to discover that many of these so called “hot babes” live in SQ’s that are built for the help and as such have the Indian toilets for squatting and so the concept of sitting on a toilet seat does not come naturally to them. Mitumba and hair pieces have helped a great deal because you can look like a million dollars and even wear designer clothes and shoes for very little, giving the impression that you are styled up all the way. Lakini utashangaa!!!

    Yes, i agree with the contribution that we should have a toilet etiquette campaign and while we are at it, let’s do a whole personal hygiene campaign. The chicks look so hot till you get a whiff of some of them……… is enough to make anyone pass out!!! Food for thought

  5. Gladys O
    March 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

    Amazing, shocking and true. Why are we so responsible in our homes and irresponsible in office, hotel toilets?? Because it is someone’s else’s job! Urgggg….

  6. Naomi
    March 7, 2012 at 8:51 am #

    I always get surprised to find the toilet seat up, amidst all that you have just confirmed on this post. Well said…

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